Dog

You want a friend in Washington?
Get a dog.

—Harry S. Truman

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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

—Steven Wright

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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog.

—Jack London

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What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm.

—Rodney Dangerfield

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Out of all the butts in the world, yours smells the best.

—The dog

Poem: Claim

Poem: A Dog on His Master

Poem: Mongrel Heart

Poem: I started Early – Took my Dog –

Poem: The Storm

Poem: Dog and Snow

Poem: Bazougey

Poem: First Snow

Poem: Symbiosis

Poem: Dog in Bed

Poem: Dog Bite

Poem: Dogs’ Wedding

Poem: Dog

Poem: Dog

Poem: Dog

Poem: Dog Days of Summer

Poem: Otherwise

Poem: Retriever

Poem: Three Dog Night

Poem: Dharma

El Perro

Dog poems

I could chew on this (and other poems by dogs)

Heart of a Dog

Dog Songs

Inside of a dog

Mayor Max II

The Call of the Wild

White Fang

How and when dogs evolved from wolves

Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy

Dog Chastised For Acting Like Dog

Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog

Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs

Dog Urged To Pay Attention While Dog On TV

Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports

Drug-Sniffing Dog Develops Taste For Bit-O-Honeys

Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back

Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog

Dog In Purse Stares Longingly At Dog In Yard

Dog Trying Its Absolute Hardest

Dog Befriends Roomba

Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog

Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night

Parents Regret Letting Child Name Dog

Miracle Dog Gives Birth To Septuplets

Lost Dog Poster More Of A Warning To Avoid Dog

Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit

Family Dog Barking At Evil

Cool Dog Doesn’t Give A Shit About Other Dog Passing Him On Sidewalk

All Of Family's Neuroses Projected Onto Dog

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster

Police Dog Successfully Brings Down Fugitive Frisbee

Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather

Dog Can Immediately Tell Exactly How Man’s Previous Dog Liked To Be Touched

Hero Dog Fills Out Hospital Paperwork

District Attorney Worked Way Up From Police Dog

Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog

Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs

New Dog Sick Of Being Compared To Old One

Restaurant Fires Pizza-Delivery Dog

New Dog Digs Up Old Dog

Choosing The Right Dog For You

Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight

National Dog Bite Prevention Week Begins

Dog Talent Agency Represents Famous Pets

Dog Ownership Linked To Longer Life

Tennessee Man Shot By Dog

BREAKING: Dogs Running

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