Dog
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You want a friend in Washington?
Get a dog.
—Harry S. Truman
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
—Steven Wright
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog.
—Jack London
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What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm.
—Rodney Dangerfield
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Out of all the butts in the world, yours smells the best.
—The dog
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Poem: I started Early – Took my Dog –
I could chew on this (and other poems by dogs)
How and when dogs evolved from wolves
Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
Dog Chastised For Acting Like Dog
Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog
Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs
Dog Urged To Pay Attention While Dog On TV
Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports
Drug-Sniffing Dog Develops Taste For Bit-O-Honeys
Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back
Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog
Dog In Purse Stares Longingly At Dog In Yard
Dog Trying Its Absolute Hardest
Dog’s Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog
Dog Keeps Iceland Awake All Night
Parents Regret Letting Child Name Dog
Miracle Dog Gives Birth To Septuplets
Lost Dog Poster More Of A Warning To Avoid Dog
Dog Finds Absolutely Perfect Place To Shit
Cool Dog Doesn’t Give A Shit About Other Dog Passing Him On Sidewalk
All Of Family's Neuroses Projected Onto Dog
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster
Police Dog Successfully Brings Down Fugitive Frisbee
Family Chooses Different Dog Than Reincarnated Grandfather
Dog Can Immediately Tell Exactly How Man’s Previous Dog Liked To Be Touched
Hero Dog Fills Out Hospital Paperwork
District Attorney Worked Way Up From Police Dog
Department Of Homeland Security Deputizes Real Mean Dog
Dog Breeders Issue Massive Recall Of '07 Pugs
New Dog Sick Of Being Compared To Old One
Restaurant Fires Pizza-Delivery Dog
Choosing The Right Dog For You
Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight
National Dog Bite Prevention Week Begins
Dog Talent Agency Represents Famous Pets
Dog Ownership Linked To Longer Life